The clock is ticking so slowly, and these reports are putting me to sleep. I think a little… stimulation is in order. I’m still in my sexy black stockings and lingerie from this morning. Let me climb onto the conference table and show you what a real board meeting should look like. I’m tracing my fingers through my natural bush, feeling the heat radiate. It’s a much better use of company time, don’t you agree? Let’s make this workday a little more productive together.
