Are you staring at my feet? You like those feet? I get a pedicure every two weeks. Wanna feel how soft they are? I have some of the softest feet you ll ever touch. Come over here. Why don t you rub my feet? Feel how soft they are. I m sure you like how wrinkly they are when I squeeze my arches. I m sure you like my pink toenail polish! —Carmen Valentina